18 Fails From Last Week That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Can Tell Your Doctor You Did Cardio
I really, really need to know what that DoorDash driver sent.
I really, really need to know what that DoorDash driver sent.
"They just found out someone they saw as an equal has been lining their pockets with their rent money."
BRB, marking off yesterday on my calendar with a tiny nail clipper sticker.
Just call me "Purse Burgers."
Honestly, I need one of those Victorian-era book carriers, stat.
"I just wanna make it clear that you can conquer your fear and have fun with it."
Please do not leave my package with Mr. Fraud.
"My dad invented ‘monster spray.’ it was a can with a label and everything, and it worked every time."
"My daughter stayed in the entirety of the class despite being sick due to fearing losing the extra credit."
"My cat blocked your number" is actually a pretty solid excuse for not responding to texts.
海外で人気のネット掲示板に、ある女性から寄せられた相談が話題です。家族との夕食会で、相談者の娘が“おかわり”をお願いすると……
"They just found out someone they saw as an equal has been lining their pockets with their rent money."
"My cat blocked your number" is actually a pretty solid excuse for not responding to texts.
Just call me "Purse Burgers."
Honestly, I need one of those Victorian-era book carriers, stat.
I really, really need to know what that DoorDash driver sent.
Do not unscrew the lid on the tiny metal vial. I repeat: DO NOT unscrew the lid on the tiny metal vial!!
Please do not leave my package with Mr. Fraud.
BRB, marking off yesterday on my calendar with a tiny nail clipper sticker.
"My dad invented ‘monster spray.’ it was a can with a label and everything, and it worked every time."