All Right, Here Are The Absolute Funniest Weekend Tweets
"I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG"
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons https://t.co/Cp7Eq49wqT
— Feru ✭ (@ferupity) October 18, 2024
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I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG
— Natalie (@jbfan911) October 20, 2024
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nigga write like the damn Chick-Fil-A cows 😂 https://t.co/HWFrIn2x1t
— Beardless Berto ⚜️ (@berto_la2ca) October 20, 2024
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I see MLK, but I also see T.I.
— Sally Jesse Raphael (@iamlay_z) October 18, 2024
You look like you had a dream expeditiously https://t.co/YL7yB4EMgn
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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???
— Cody Wimmer (@Cody_Wimmer) October 19, 2024
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just told my 11y/o that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and she said ‘shut up nerd’ and my wife dropped her bowl from laughing so hard
— Daniel Gorman (@DanielGorman20) October 19, 2024
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imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is all i see pic.twitter.com/hHnClX0MuT
— ⛧ Luis Vercetti ⛧ (@97Vercetti) October 19, 2024
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Thought this was a washing up sponge https://t.co/gIQryOL6FI
— Iman (@imanaly) October 19, 2024
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(making small talk with a couple) so have you guys ever cheated on each other?
— Remembering Joey Garcia (@NotJosephGarcia) October 19, 2024
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whenever i see someone from my dad’s family pic.twitter.com/OHzDIJRwMd
— skyee🍒 (@skyeeebby) October 18, 2024
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I hate a messy sandwich. You’re fucking embarrassing me
— natroyshka (@imniceandsmart) October 19, 2024
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i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva?? pic.twitter.com/Wi406v2XXa
— 2Karious Donell Johnson (@shayxonline) October 18, 2024
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so high in the Italian restaurant that I saw a smiley face in the olive oil balsamic vinegar I started crying pic.twitter.com/9cyinURRne
— レイナ(reina) @ home :( (@tarantunya) October 19, 2024
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i thought this was pack hair https://t.co/6vOOvbJyVg
— The Rogue Princess | 🇵🇸 (@ShenaeCurry) October 18, 2024
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uhm hello? THE KILLER???? https://t.co/BUyoV2CKhi pic.twitter.com/Px8p5N2Nok
— nathy peluso’s second latin grammy (@caputskiiii) October 18, 2024